Monday, February 05, 2007

Monday's Mad Quote

Here is the first of what I'm going to call Monday's Mad Quotes:

I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them all and took their land

Any guesses?

Now remember, it is NOT Monday, it is NOT Monday, it is NOT Monday . . .

4 comments:

Mister Teacher said...

Sounds like something Stephen Wright would say.

Anonymous said...

It sure FEELS like Monday.

George Carlin?

Michael said...

Jon Stewart.

Pamela said...

David Letterman