Thursday, June 21, 2007

I'm The Redneck King of The Neighborhood

"We're" currently remodeling our bathroom, and when I say "we" I mean "me" of course. Oh it's not like my wife doesn't have important parts, from changing her mind about colors to criticizing my work, but painting and flooring are just not her thing.

Because I will be redoing the floor, the toilet has had to come out and currently resides on our back patio, making me the redneck king of the neighborhood.


Anytime I see a neighbor outside I'm tempted to go outside with a book and take a seat, maybe install a toilet paper holder.

7 comments:

elementaryhistoryteacher said...

Now all you need is a living room sofa on the front porch.

Currently I have a kitchen and living room floor full of dishes. We are painting our cabinets. So far we are on week 3.....

NYC Educator said...

I'm pretty sure you have to have a car up on cinder blocks or that other stuff doesn't count.

100farmers said...

You should put a potted plant in it.

Smithie said...

An engine block footrest might tie it all together nicely.

Mike in Texas said...

Sweet idea, Smithie!

Bowrag said...

Gotta raise the bars and stars under the Texas flag... Then the USA flag on bottom. Pull the bbq pit to the front driveway so you can slow cook the squirrel you killed in your neighbors yard.

Polski3 said...

Yep, ya diffntly need maw......not good 'nuf to get on the computer of Foxworthy's Red neck Yard.....

Ain't remodeling FUN :-0