I got struck by lightning. Some people get magical powers when they're struck by lightning, like reading minds or seeing the future.
I got the power to twitch on the ground and crap my pants.
I still haven't decided if I'll use it for good or evil.
Wednesday, April 16, 2008
How About A Laugh For Your Thursday?
I heard this quote from Dave Attell. I thought it was so funny I laughed out loud.