When I was younger, just barely a kid,
My Momma noticed funny things I did,
Like shooting puppies with a BB gun,
I'd poison guppies, and when I was done,
I'd find a pussycat and bash its head,
That's when my Momma said,
(Chorus) What did she say?
She said my boy I think some day,
You'll find a way,
To make your natural tendencies pay,
You'll be a dentist,
You have a talent for causing things pain,
Son, be a dentist, people will pay you to be inhumane.
This is pretty much my view of dentists. For the 2nd time in 3 weeks I've had to pay a visit to the dentist. I went in the Spring and naturally he found something that would require extensive dental work, which he always seems to find.
Let me stress, my teeth were not bothering me in the least. But here I sit, in pain and minus $1000.
PEOPLE WILL PAY YOU TO BE INHUMAN